The Corona Chronicles quarantine routine part 1

up early cats can’t wait as it’s spring light earlier every day never mind mug of tea smartphone on shit forgot to plug in last night Netflix numbed and tv on standby this corona thing will put up my energy bills compensating for my reduced co2 footprint as i can’t go out nothing to do and the shops only have things nobody wants like bull’s pizzles in brine where do they eat those i’d like to know southern europe i bet no wonder no they got the virus before us it all started with eating bats in china i heard no accounting for taste fuck me some taste i’d rather eat fried dog’s turds not really i couldn’t think of anything else off the top of my head and i’ll be off my bloody head if this goes on for too long switch on tv corona corona trump corona italy corona fuck me is nothing else happening in the world thank god i don’t live in uk any more then it would be corona corona boris corona cummings corona thanks for small mercies anyway switch on pc well saving money on going out so let’s order delicacies as well as staples from the online groceries lets’s start good selection i’m up to 150 euros already well its not every day that you buy champagne and caviar now they can bring it round fuck me they cant deliver until mid April what the fuck is the use of that who are all those silly twats blocking the logistic system a fucking disgrace they probably bought all the toilet paper and opsata where’s the bloody spell check when you want it pasta if I see any of those buggers in the street with two jumbo packs of bog rolls I won’t be responsible for my actions all wearing masks too probably nicked them from the a and e solidarity is the first to go down the plughole when the shit hits the fan to coin a phrase so pc on and facebook shit its all breaking news corona corona trump corona italy corona uk corona corona fuck that bandwidth seems to be reduced its all those wankers on Pornhub the whole day and night give it a break mate my videos are almost in slow motion not my idea of sex like more action doesn’t turn me on but no accounting for taste oh well open a bottle of white with the wife its cauliflower cheese tonight someone overlooked in the supermarket but plenty of riesling in the cellar until mid April then it’ll be apocalypse 2.0. can’t wait god knows what will come next i won’t bother to guess ciao